Live, Laugh, Run.

frogscreamsweedpoop:

GARY NEEDS A NEW PAIR OF SHOES

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  • me as a pedestrian: [catwalks slowly across street as 90 cars pile up behind each other trying to turn; throws modelesque glance backwards over designer shades] [car inches into crosswalk] HOW DARE YOU COME WITHIN FIVE FEET OF ME!? I HAVE THE FUCKING RIGHT OF WAY??? SEE YOU IN COURT YOU CAPITALIST, PLANET-DESTROYING SCUM
  • me driving: say your prayers
mochispaceship:

kfc doesn’t even have to try anymore they’re just like come get your fucking bucket of fat you piece of shit

radsturbate:

marry someone who has a different favorite cereal than u so they wont eat all of urs

englland:

middle schoolers complaining about how stressful school is

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shitshilarious:

 
iraffiruse:

Oh God, make it stop.